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Post by Harvey Dent/Two-Face on Jan 21, 2011 8:14:17 GMT
(Joker and I were saying to each other last night that we're wrung out by all the angst of our recent threads, and we needed something happy and silly to take the edge off. So here we are - the Rogues Gallery as infant school children. Please jump in and post; the more characters we've got the better!
If you don't play a Rogue, feel free to either use your own OC or just pick an unclaimed canon character and post as them - any canon character at all. Or you could write them as an NPC. Don't worry if your Rogue was actually somewhere else when they were a child; we're not going for character consistency here. This is a thread for pure silliness and fluff! )
"Alright Harvey, you've had long enough in the Naughty Chair. Are you and Salvatore going to play nicely together?"
Six year old Harvey Dent looked up at his teacher mutinously.
"He threw his juice at me," he insisted. "It hit me in the face."
The teacher sighed. "I know that, Harvey, but that was still no excuse for you to bite him and call him a... " she trailed off. "Where did you even learn those words, anyway?"
Harvey did not answer, glaring up at her, his little fists balled in his pockets. The teacher sighed again. She didn't understand Harvey Dent. Half the time he was one of the best behaved in the class. The rest of the time he was a hellion.
"OK, go and play. And please, please behave."
Harvey glared at her and jumped off the Naughty Chair, making his way to the mat in the centre of the room where other children were playing happily. He sank down onto the floor, still glaring.
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Post by The Joker on Jan 21, 2011 12:20:27 GMT
((I like this thread....I like it.))
6 year old Jack Napier was sitting on the floor with the rest of the children. He was holding a ball and threatening a group of other kids that he would knock down the city they'd built with blocks if they didn't give him their cookies. When Harvey returned to the floor, he abandoned the negotiations and scooted over to him.
"Hey. Hey, how was it? You want me to take care of Salvatore for you? I can do it." Jack may have looked like an angel with his curly blonde hair and big brown eyes but he wasn't. The boy spent a very large amount of his time in the naughty chair or principle's office. Apparently throwing sand in people's faces for calling him by his given name gets you in trouble.
He preferred to be called Joker.
He idly poked at a stuffed bat while his gaze swept the room. He was unusually bright and attentive for his age, something that his teachers hated. If the boy had been stupid he would have been much easier to handle. Instead he was a true force to be reckoned with.
At 6, he was already quite proud of that.
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Post by Katarina Williams on Jan 21, 2011 17:48:32 GMT
Little six year old, Kat sat in the corner where the dollhouse was picking up the blond haired doll and a brush brushing it's hair. Humming a tune that randomly came into her head as she styled the doll's hair just like her own giving it a set of braided pigtails. "All set." Going over to the tea party table setting the doll down there in a wooden chair as she played tea time.
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Post by Harvey Dent/Two-Face on Jan 21, 2011 19:28:27 GMT
Harvey propped his chin in his hands, brows furrowed as he frowned. "I don't like Salvatore Maroni," he announced. "He's mean, and he bullies people."
He scowled again. "And his name is stupid."
When Jack - no, Joker, he had to remember that - came over he smiled a little. "It's ok. But thanks. I'm going to GET HIM one day when he's not looking."
Harvey scrambled round to face Joker, and his bad mood dissipated. "I'm getting a baseball bat for my birthday! You should come over and try it out. We could play baseball. We can invite Bruce and Floyd and Oswald and Edward."
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Post by The Joker on Jan 21, 2011 19:34:20 GMT
Joker laughed at Harvey. "Yeah right. You couldn't even get a bunny rabbit that's not looking."
His face lit up. "A baseball bat? Really? I've always wanted to play with one. Can we hit things with it? We should invite Salvy and hit him with it."
He glanced over to a boy in the corner. "Have you met the new kid yet?" Joker asked Harvey in hushed tones. "He's got to be like 20. Look at how big he is! And he always has that teddy bear with him." He paused. "I've never had a teddy bear."
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Post by Katarina Williams on Jan 21, 2011 20:07:56 GMT
Katarina got up going over to the Two-face and Joker. Hugging the doll in her arms. "You want to join my tea party?" Saying in a cheerful mood as her lips curled into a warm smile. Her other hand smoothed out her fuchsia dress.
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Post by Harvey Dent/Two-Face on Jan 21, 2011 21:17:02 GMT
Harvey looked at the new boy, eyes wide. "He's humungous," he whispered back.
The new boy really was giant. He was sat on his own, teddy tucked under his arm, playing with two WWF wrestling figures in masks. One of the wrestlers appeared to be snapping the other one's spine over his knee.
Harvey looked at his friend in some concern, expression as devastated as if he'd just watched the scene in the Lion King where Mufasa dies. "You've never had a teddy? That's so sad... one day I'm going to be President of Gotham and I will make sure there are teddies for everyone! You can have two teddies, to make up for not having one now. And we'll put Salvatore Maroni in the Naughty Chair FOREVER."
Salvatore Maroni looked over at the pair. "I thought Harvey was your teddy bear," he jeered at Joker. "You want Harvey to be your boyfriend."
Harvey scowled at Salvatore, who was surrounded by a retinue of bigger boys while he terrorised one of the smaller children. He nearly leapt forward and started brawling with him again until he saw little Gilda Gold at the arts and craft table. She was looking at him disapprovingly. Harvey paused. "Sally is a girl's name," he said sagely, and turned his back.
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Post by The Joker on Jan 21, 2011 21:27:41 GMT
Joker giggled. "We should make a giant naughty chair in the middle of the park! And he has to sit in there in the rain and snow and we can laugh at him while we drink hot cocoa. That'd be great."
Joker growled at Salvatore. "When I get big I'm gonna beat you up so bad your head falls off."
He followed suit with Harvey and turned his back as well. A little girl he'd never really talked to came up and asked them to play. Joker frowned. "Um, we're boys. Boys don't play tea party."
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Post by Katarina Williams on Jan 21, 2011 21:32:50 GMT
Katarina's eyes lit up confused as she didn't understand why boys wouldn't like to play tea party. "Are ya sure? I got cookies and cakes at the table." Pointing back to the tea table setup. Swaying a little mainly because she couldn't stay in one place for too long having too much energy. "I thought boys like sweets." Lets out a giggle.
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Post by Harvey Dent/Two-Face on Jan 21, 2011 21:39:52 GMT
Harvey looked at the table and then at Kat, and then at Joker, and then back at Kat. His eyes slid over to the arts and crafts table, where Gilda Gold was making a person out of play-doh. It was lovely.
"..." he said, shifting his weight from foot to foot. "Is Gilda invited? I'll come if Gilda is invited."
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Post by The Joker on Jan 21, 2011 21:43:19 GMT
Joker's tummy rumbled at the mention of cookies and cake. "Are they real? I don't want stupid pretend cookies. Those are stupid."
He rolled his eyes at Harvey. "Why don't you just ask Gilda to marry you? You talk about her all the time. Its so boring."
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Post by Katarina Williams on Jan 21, 2011 21:47:39 GMT
Katarina nodded, "Yes, they're real. I don't play pretend that's for stupid kids." Wrinkles her nose at what Joker said.
Her eyes went back over to Harvey before looking at the other girl who was playing. Looking back at him again. "Yup she can come but she has to wear a tiara." Smiling as she hoped the three of them would join her tea party.
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Post by Rubix Cube on Jan 21, 2011 23:30:51 GMT
Humming loudly, a five year old Ruby Carter sat cross-legged on the floor, twisting and turning a Rubik's Cube in her hand. Her mother had given her it for her fifth birthday, and she was yet to complete the impossible puzzle (impossible to her, mind you). She huffed as she failed to finish it like her mom had shown her how to do it.
Glancing quickly over to a group of three other children; two boys and a girl. Dropping her gaze to her toy, she wondered if any of them could solve her puzzle. Standing up slowly, swaying and outstretching her arms to regain her balance, she smoothed out her white sundress and shuffled over to where the others were. Smiling shyly, she kept her head bowed, her blonde ringlets falling in her face. "Could... Could any of you solve my puzzle? I need help." She sighed and looked up, making eye contact with most of them.
"I've been trying for ages, but I just can't get it!" She frowned, and stomped her foot on the ground.
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Post by Harvey Dent/Two-Face on Jan 21, 2011 23:59:22 GMT
"EWW," said Harvey as Joker rolled his eyes. "I don't want to get married. I'd have to kiss and stuff! That's gross."
He thought about the tea party for a minute. Cookies did sound good. "Okay," he said happily, and ran off to the dressing-up box in the corner to find a tiara for Gilda to wear. He burrowed through the box, tossing aside a nurse's cap and a policeman's hat, looking for a tiara suitable for a fairy princess.
He thought Gilda looked just like a fairy princess.
A horrible thought struck him, and Harvey turned back to face Kat. "I don't have to wear a tiara, do I?" He held up a plastic helmet and put it on his head. "'Cause I want to be a knight," he said happily. He pulled out a very dented plastic sword from the box and practiced slaying a dragon with it.
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Post by Katarina Williams on Jan 22, 2011 0:20:29 GMT
Giggling by what Harvey said about wearing a tiara too. The picture was just too funny in her eyes. "Nope, you don't have to wear a tiara. You can be a knight. A White Knight if you want." Smiling at him.
Looking at the other blond girl who was playing with a rubik cube, "What's that?" Points at it curiously having never seen one before. "You want to come to the tea party too?" Smiling at Ruby.
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